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Unstable Unicorns (NSFW) Not Safe For Work Card

Unstable Unicorns (NSFW) Not Safe For Work Card

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Build a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.

Unstable Unicorns is a strategic card game about everyone's two favorite things: Destruction & Unicorns. The goal of Unstable Unicorns is to be the first person to collect seven Unicorns in your play area, also known as your Stable. Use Magic, Instant, Upgrade, and Downgrade cards to hinder your opponents’ progress and destroy their Unicorns. But beware -- each player has all of these tools at their disposal as well, and you may just find your plans foiled by a well-played “Neigh!” card. Get ready to destroy your friendships...but in a good way.


In 2017, Unstable Unicorns became one of the top 100 most backed Kickstarter projects of all time, and in 2019, the game won the People’s Choice Award for Toy of the Year. We are super proud to have created a game that allows people to share meaningful experiences while actively working to screw each other over.


Warning: NSFW!!! (Unless your boss appreciates a good deck joke.) If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate COMMENTS, you're going to love the new NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. The game play is the same as the beloved classic but the unicorns are significantly...Hornier. Are all the cards sexual? F*** neigh! Some are just delightfully disgusting.

The NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns is still a strategic game that will destroy your friendships in a hilariously offensive way. Horrify your friends. Abandon them. Unicorns don’t judge

The game features the same style of gameplay as the beloved Unstable Unicorns, just a bit...dirtier

Unstable Unicorns won the 2019 People’s Choice Award for Toy of the Year

This highly giftable game takes 30–45 minutes to play and is for 2–8 players (ages 21+)

The box contains 135 NSFW cards and a rule book (plus optional drinking and stripping rules) and features a magnetic closure. This game is fully playable on its own, and any expansion pack can be added to it


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